As I was driving the kids back to their Mom’s:

Rob:  Man, I am so tired tonight.
Princess:  Well Dad, be careful driving home and don’t die.
Rob:  I’m not ready to die yet…far too much to do.
Cupcake:  Are you sure?
Rob:  Cupcake?!?!
Cupcake:  I’m just kidding…I’d cry for years if you died.
Rob:  Perfect.
Buddy:  I want your WiiU.
Rob:  Pardon me, Buddy?????
Buddy:  I’m just saying if you did die, I’d want your WiiU.

I’m feeling so loved. 🙂